Funny Food Pictures and Jokes

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Funny Pictures

Animal Crackers Where do they get animal crackers from? It aint from no factory up north.	Bearsweets Bearsweets	Beat the Meat Check out this guy's homestyle cooking. He won't ask you to beat his meat!

Bin & Jerry's Funny advertisement for Bin and Jerrys's ice cream treats	Chocolate Self Serve There's nothing like a cool cone of chocolate ice cream. But this is what I call truly "self serve".	Dorito's - Before and After Funny picture of lady eating dorito's and she gets fat.

Fudge Packer Guy packing fudge	Hot -Dog Little puppy dog on bun	How Fights get Started A simple thing like eating your breakfast cereal can cause a family feud. This is how fights get started...

Hungry pets Pets making tower to get to food in frig	Ketchup Suggestions Check out the brand new Heinz Ketchup Packaging. Seems some people forgot how to use it.	Kitty Soup Cat ends up in the soup

Mars, Developed Life on Mars has been found! And it seems the big corporations aren't far behind.	Marshmello Man Attacts WTC Funny picture of marshmallow man behind WTC guy.	McLaden Funny picture of Mc Laden burger with Osamas turbin and beard

Mexican Baby Food Funny advertisement for new mexican gerber baby food	Mike Tyson's Own Cereal Funny picture of Mike Tyson on box of Eearios cereal	More Newspaper Clippings Three more newsppaper clippings about traveling in time, partially eaten turkeys, and a stinky mattress.

Naughty Wedding Cake Dirty wedding cake showing the honeymoon	Now Hiring Funny Taco Bell sign that reads now hiring all shits	One last drink I just had one drink officer

Pork, It's what's for .... Funny billboard for Pork the one you love	Saddam is out on the Streets! Seems Saddam has taken a liking to a new career to go along with his image. If you see him on a street corner, run him over for me, will ya?	Sour Cream in Your Taco? Yo Quiero Taco Be---ahhh---ellllll. Ever wonder where they get their ingredients? That chihuahua's been working overtime.... Funny Picture of the Taco Bell dog making sour cream.

SPICY Food! Funny picture of guy wearing sign for spicy food advertisement	The Birth of a Candy Bar Funny picture of the birth of a candy bar.	TV and Fish Don't Mix? Funny picture of lady getting ready to mix fish by accident

Vegetable Sex Vegatbles fornicating? This is a photo of various vegetables getting their groove on, having sex, reproducing however they do it.	We Love To See You Smile Funny picture of ugly woman for Mc Donalds advertisement	Wong Wong's Kitchen Welcome to Wong Wong's Chinese Food Want Sum Yung Chik or Goo In Hand ?

Wong Wongs Menu Funny menu of funny dished from chinese restaurant

Funny Jokes

Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but...			Nov 16, 2001
Rating: 9.05	Votes: 19	Views: 2571	*

Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but t...			May 29, 2002
Rating: 8.99	Votes: 25	Views: 3251	*

Good Eats A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening...			May 6, 2002
Rating: 7.37	Votes: 19	Views: 2355	*

MARTHA STEWART'S HOLIDAY CALENDAR MARTHA STEWART'S HOLIDAY CALENDAR December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray pai...			Dec 7, 2001
Rating: 6.57	Votes: 7	Views: 2505	*

New Yorker A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them an...			Nov 18, 2001
Rating: 9.31	Votes: 20	Views: 2386	*

Redneck First Aid Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard ...			Sep 4, 2005
Rating: 8.22	Votes: 9	Views: 2279	*

Restaurant Ergonomics This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everyt...			Nov 21, 2001
Rating: 6.20	Votes: 10	Views: 1958	*

Sandwich Perfection As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plent...			Jul 2, 2002
Rating: 7.65	Votes: 23	Views: 5857	*

The Potato Trick Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at ...			Jun 3, 2002
Rating: 7.68	Votes: 16	Views: 2299	*

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