1 Billion Stoned
Marijuana: Over 1 billion stoned.
Does this mean I can get a BigPot with special sauce?

A Boss

Absolut Dead Man

Absolut Impotence

Alcohol Research
Funny picture of a drunk homeless guy sitting on a milk carton, holding a sign reading: NEED CASH for ALCOHOL RESEARCH.

Alien Abduction
Funny sign depicting a man being abducted by aliens. Illegal aliens are carrying a man across the border in this sign, much like a corssing the street sign.

AOL Support or MSN Support?

Are you gay?

Ashcrofts message
John Ashcrofts meesage to women when girls go wild

Attack of the 50 Foot Cat

Auto Glass
Funny sign for auto glass and auto brakes together

Aww, Twins

Baby - Hips

Bad Boy

BastardCard

Before & After Dorrito's

Best Hand Jobs

Beware Shoplifters
Funny sign in store for shoplifters

Big John
Men seem to have a distorted image of their manhood. This helpful sign at the urinal helps to remind them.

Bill Clinton's New Dog

Bin Laden Won the Grand Prize!

Bin Ladens Remains Found!
Picture of Osama Bin Ladens remains devored by vultures

Bin Wheat
Funny picture of Buck Wheat and Bin Wheat

Blame the Dog

Bong Recreation Area
Travelling can get tiresome, boring and mundane. Toke it up at the Bong Recreation area, where you can get your dose of marijuana, mary jane, or skunk right off the highway. This highway sign shows the way to the right rest area.

Boob-Job Britney Barbie

Bush League Disaster
Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath along the gulf coast, including New Orleans, sparks this official logo of Bush and Mike Brown's FEMA which led the disasterous hurricane reponse..

Cable Trouble?
Bird vers Cable truck

Can You Remember?

Cat Carrier!
Sick cat carrier for your kitty!

CAUTION
Funny sign for drunken people crossing

Check your E-Mail

Children Left Unattended
Funny sign warning that children left unattended will be sold to the circus. The warning sign is red and white. Be sure to print this sign out to warn others.

Chinese for Lunch?

Choosing The Right Font
Funny store sign "MEGAFUCKS"

Christianity Explained
Here is a different view on Christianity explained in this sign. It covers Jesus Christ, Eve, the snake and tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden, praying and more. It says: Christianity. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.

Cigarette Butts Cause Cancer
Hilarious sign warning people not to throw their cigarette butts on the ground. Apparently the cigarette butts are giving all the cockroaches cancer! Thos poor, poor cockroaches....

Close Shave

Coffee for Cats

Color Fun

Cool Car!

Daddy taught me how to potty...

Dangerous Gases
Funny sign for Dangerous gases man farting

Dog Found
A sign advertising Dog: Found has details about the missing dog. They include the final fact that the dog tasted like chicken? Something is wrong here.

Drive Very Carefully
Driving into Branxton will heed this warning.

Enron Employees Leave with Everything They Own

Ever played Leap Dog?

Failure
Failure. A funny un-motivational poster you know some people need to read. Forward it to them today. It says: FAILURE, Admit It You F___ing Suck

Famous Quotes

Fat Bastard Wine

FBI Top 10 Suspect Update!

Fly Spray Art!
Picture of sidewalk artist spraying bug spray on his sidewalk fly art work

For Cold Olympians - Warm Up Safe

For Sale - Used

Free Erection
Three guys in front of free erection sign

Fuk Mi Please
How'd you like to eat at the local Fuk Mi?

Funny movie marqee
Funny movie marqee sign at theater, Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich screwed my dog skip.

Funny pet signs
Funny pets signs, like no bike-riding dogs.

Girl Scout Granny

Good Enough For a Dog, Made for a .....

Good Guys Cripple Joke Sign
This offensive sign is from an auto and fence shop in Ocala, Florida called Good Guys Auto Service and Hercules Fence. They put a new joke on their sign every week and this is the joke for the week ending April 20th - they refused to take it down accordi

Good Luck Sign
Funny sign that reads soft shoulder,blind curves,steep grade, big trucks, good luck

GRRRRRR, RUFF RUFF

Had too much to drink?

Hairy Valentine

Hamster Power
Here's a picture of a hamster powered semi truck. You can clearly see the giant hamster on his hamster wheel in the transparent trailer of this semi. On the back of the semi trailer is an ad for Hamster Powerfood.

Hazardous Material - Woman

Heaven on 9/11

Help Wanted
Funny picture of sexual help wanted sign

High gas pricies
Funny gas station sign that reads gas $1.59, and arm and a leg

Hold My Calls
Funny picture of dog relaxing at the lake on a inner tube

Honest politician!
Mayor Bloomberg of New York supports smoking Pot!

Honey, PLEASE
Cute picture of dalmation with spotted kittys

How's My Driving?

Huh?

I Am So Smart
Un-motivational poster of a blue eyed cat laying on it's back staring up into the air. The quote under the picture of the cat says: SMRT i am so smart, s-m-r-t. Smart is misspelled by this not so smart cat.

I Love Ya Like Only a Monkey Could!

I see dead people...

I'll Just Pretend I'm Working - Nobody'll Notice

Idiot Inside

In Case of Fire
A funny sign stating that In Case of Fire you are destined to burn. It has a picture of two Fire Exit signs on doors in a corner pointed at each other. Is the corner the fire exit or should you go from door to door looking for the fire exit?

In Memorium

Innovative Baby Clothes

Japanimation Proclamation
Funny poster proclamation about Japanimation and the subtitles they have used since 1983. It shows an Japanese animated boy holding his fist with a subtitle stating 'People die if they are killed...' It goes on to describe it as bad subtitles since

Just Once
Funny story about farting with a fat ape scratching his head.

Ketchup Suggestions
Check out the brand new Heinz Ketchup Packaging.
Seems some people forgot how to use it.

Kiddie Porn?
Funny movie marqee sign

Kids

Kiss Me

Kissy Kissy!!

Kum & Go
Funny store sign thats reads Kum$Go

Kung Fu Kitties

Ladies room

Larry King Live

Let's Go Shopping!

Letter to Osama

Lick It, Lick It Good

Liqiud Panty Remover
Funny billboard of southern comfort being poured into a glass with the caption saying liquid panty remover.

Look into my Eyes...

Mandarin Air

Marlhorror

Men's Meeting

Microslave

Microssoft Upgrades

Middle of Nowhere
You don't wanna get stuck out here.
If you need an emergency phone, it's a long walk.

Milk Got (Yoda)

Movin' on Up....

Multi-Tasking Parents....

Nature perverts!
Sign to stop tree and shrub molestation

Need a Smoke?

New Federal Hunting Season Declared - Get Your License!

New Monopoly

New Universal Sign for Gasoline
Here's a new funny sign depicting what we go through when we buy gas with gas prices so high. It's a man bent over with a gas hose inserted in his rear. It's proudly emblazoned by big oil's logos, such as Shell, Citgo, Texaco, Chevron and Phillips 6

No Humping!

No Pets Allowed
Here's a posted sign that says 'No Pets Allowed' Directly beneath it is another sign that says 'All Pets Must Be On A Leash' Isn't it great how intelligent our bureaucrats are that they can think of everything?

No Trespassing
Funny street sign no trespassing

No Trespassing
Funny No Trespassing sign!

NO TRESSPASSING!
Funny sign that reads trespassers will be shot and survivors will be shot again

Nose Itch?

Now Hiring
Funny Taco Bell sign that reads now hiring all shits

Now Hiring Losers
McDonalds is hiring all losers on special.

Number One!
Fat number one guy!

Obsession: for Men

Online Homeless

Only a Woman Could Do This

Osama gets Married

Pepsi VS Coca-Cola

Pillsbury Dead Boy

Play-Roo Centerfold

Pokey

Police Profiling?
Funny road side sign warning fat chicks not allowed

Portable PC for the common man

Presidential Limo - Bush Edition

Press Any Key
Funny picture of any key keyboard

Priceless

Pumpkin Poo
Just looking at this sign makes me hungry.
Why not come on in for some Pumpkin Poo?

Puzzle For Blondes

Reality

Redneck University Diploma
The Dixie Chapter of Redneck University is proud to grant you a diploma from their less than esteemed school of learning. This diploma even has two confederate flags and is suitable for framing and hanging in your outhouse. It is signed by their president and chairman of the board of trustees, Get your redneck diploma from this university quick!

Russian Wrestling Team

Sac Sign
Funny sign for buisness called Sacstroker

Safe Sex

Say no to crack!
Funny picture of mens exposed cracks!

Scientology vs. Jews
Here's a funny cartoon of Cartman and the gang from South Park mocking Scientology. They tell how the Jews need to show Scientology who really runs Hollywood.

Security at the Olympics

Send this to your Valentine!

Shaft
Funny Movie poster protraying Jesse Jackson as Shaft.

She Fell Off!
Funny picture of man with funny T-Shirt on motorcycle If you can read this the bitch fell off

Shopping With The Littles

Signs of Fatherhood
A guy riding his bike didn't read the traffic signs like he should have. Here's his story of fatherhood told with signs.

Slow Down!
Funny road sign that says slow down or die

Smoke break dilema
Workers forced outside for there smoke break!

So Many Men....

Soup with a KICK!

Source of Heartburn
Funny advertisement billboard for resturant

Spit sign
Funny sign for not spitting too loud

Stiff Penalty
Funny door sign about collecting golf balls

Stop ... Or Don't
Stop in the no stopping zone?

Straight Guy's T-Shirt
Funny straight guys T-Shirt

Stuck?

Stupidamouse!
Computer mouse for stupid people!

Survivor

Survivor - Afghanistan

Taliban Taxi

Tampax Advertisment
Funny advertisment of ladies face next to written statement that reads"Because there's blood gushing from your snatch"Tampax

Texas Road Test
Welcome to Texas my friend!
Are you blind, sober, or drunk?

The Jerry Sticker Show

This Guy Was Hired

Time Saver XP

To the bat cave!
What does batman do when he can't find his batcave?
All he has to do is follow the signs.

Toxic Fumes

Turbanator

Turn Right
It's not like driving isn't stressful enough.
What do you do when you see this sign?

U R DEAD

US Airline Cockpit Upgrades

US Special Anto-Osama Forces

Waiting..........

Watch For Falling Cows
As if there isn't enough to worry about when driving. Now you gotta watch out for falling cows!

Watch your step!
Funny sign stating the obvious - Don't walk off cliffs!

We're in Deep Shit Now

Wedding Jitters

Welcome to Arkansas
Bill Clinton's home state showing some pride.

Welcome to West Virginia!
Funny road side sign of man screwing sheep in West Virginia

What a Sermon!
Funny church sign about sermon

What is Love?

Where's my spell checker?
Maybe they need to go back to what they're painting.

Who Farted?

Why X-Files are ending....

Wild Affair Caught on Film

Will you be mine?

Windows Billboards

Wonder Bra

Work Related Injury?

Would You?

www.PuppyPorn.com

Xanax First Lady
Picture of Political wives indorsing Xanax

You Are Beautiful
Funny motivational poster with a group of beautiful girls standing next to one fat girl. It says You Are Beautiful - Especially when you are standing next to a fat ass.

You will want me!